what’s up, if you’re here bc I followed you and then immediately unfollowed you, I’m sorry that Tumblr’s trash UI makes it impossible to scroll through my dash without following random people

it’s not that I wouldn’t follow you, it’s just that I didn’t intend to and so I am undoing that

marzipanandminutiae:

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

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ozymandias271:

eyebrow-incident:

Phantom! At the opera

ah, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is there, inside my mind

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daebelly:

strawberry-crocodile:

the-absolute-worst:

strawberry-crocodile:

the number of people who walk onto my posts where i’m openly talking about my experience as a trans woman and start their argument with “dude;” is Too Fucking Much

Not that makes anything better since it sounds like people are just being rude, but I find that a lot of people use “dude” pretty gender neutrally. I’ve called several female coworkers dude, and they either haven’t had an issue with it, or haven’t told me they have an issue with it.

I can assure you that most trans women are aware

we are in fact continually reminded about this and passive-aggressively chastised for not being okay with being called ‘dude.’ take us at our word goddammit

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gunsandfireandshit:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I don’t think this guy knows what an equation is.

This guy talks like guys who think doing acid and recognizing the phrase “string theory” when they watch Rick and Morty means they’re smarter than Einstein

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1eos:

1eos:

the glorification of your 20s and fear of anything else has got to stop. mainly bc your 20s is quite literally the worst decade of your life the idea that ppl think you peak at 25 has me so sad for them

also when ppl act like 20s is peak sexiness. im 26 so if you presented a 22 year old as the pinnacle of desirability i would morph into a chimpanzee and rip you limb from limb. WHAT am i supposed to do with someone who hasn’t even gone thru the age 23 ego death

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scyllas-revenge:

The Fellowship decides to take a plane to Mordor instead of simply walking. Why do they miss their flight?

The ring shorts out the TSA scanner the second Frodo tries to walk through it

Sam tries to sneak Bill the Pony onto the plane, sitcom antics ensue

Merry and Pippin’s suitcases are exclusively full of fireworks and weed, so…

Aragorn has 57 knives on him at all times, holds up the TSA line for 5 hours

Boromir tries to blow his horn before takeoff, is promptly dragged off the plane

Legolas runs off to rescue a pigeon stuck in the terminal, is never seen again

See Results

Because I think about this every time I go to an airport

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cryptotheism:

koobyn:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

De Santis: “Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia.”

Trump: “Ron De-sanctamonius you’re little pudding fingers boy.”

Biden: “Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos.”

Why is Biden in the Republican primary

Got lost

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itznarcotic:

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plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

This YouTube thumbnail has the same energy as the educational sunfish memes. Can we have some educational opah memes in the chat

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